What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:36
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
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Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Which AI tool is capable of writing code and creating software from simple instructions?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No way
What lowers a fever the quickest?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...